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Keen on posting American-style view on grammar from North Korea only
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Interesting facts about the United States, according to the Korean Central News Agency:
“The Law Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in an indictment on Feb. 19 branded the United States as the world’s biggest human rights abuser and a typical criminal state as it has failed to guarantee its citizens elementary rights and wantonly violated international human rights norms in different parts of the world while being keen on spreading American-style view on value worldwide only.”
Damn. They caught on to our scheme of being keen on spreading American-style view on value worldwide only.Kind of eerie that they chose to phrase it like that. Just this morning I said, “Pass the butter. I am keen on spreading delicious butter on toast whole wheat only!”
According to the indictment:
“There are more than 60 kinds of election restrictions in the U.S. whose federal states have their own laws.”
What?
“More than one third of the black are denied job for the mere reason that they are colored.”
Huh?
“The freedom of thinking is also encroached upon in America. About 200,000 agents and over 21,000 repressive machines are now engaged in quelling progressive ideas in the U.S.”
Holy crap! Repressive machines!
“The U.S. encroaches upon the right of independent mass media at home and abroad.”
True, but, just a second … this from the country’s ONE CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY!?!??! At least here in America, our snarky alternative news weeklies can put our President (a.k.a. Dear Leader) in his rightful spot (#6) in a list of the 50 most loathsome people of 2004.
Let’s see the Korean Central News Agency call Kim Jong Il or Kim Il Sung “The worst piece of shit ever to run this country.” Then I’ll believe they have free speech.
Abramoff vows to catch moose and squirrel
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Somehow, I think this will be the most famous photo of Jack Abramoff ever.
So familiar. Who does that remind me of? Oh yeah!
Intelligent Design destroyed
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Judge John Jones (TripleJ, as I like to call him) has destroyed Intelligent Design. At least he has stripped it of any ill-gotten respect it may have received from the public as a result of the Dover School Board controversy, which he ruled on yesterday.
In his 139-page ruling, Jones states what everyone already knew: that Intelligent Design is nothing more than a fundamentalist sham to sneak creationism into classrooms. He says the disclaimer the school board was making teachers read would “make kids stupid” and confuse them about science generally and evolution specifically. Heh heh heh.
Now to start on all the other crap in our schools that is making kids stupid.
