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Keen on posting American-style view on grammar from North Korea only | Feb 22nd 2006
Interesting facts about the United States, according to the Korean Central News Agency:
“The Law Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in an indictment on Feb. 19 branded the United States as the world’s biggest human rights abuser and a typical criminal state as it has failed to guarantee its citizens elementary rights and wantonly violated international human rights norms in different parts of the world while being keen on spreading American-style view on value worldwide only.”
Damn. They caught on to our scheme of being keen on spreading American-style view on value worldwide only.Kind of eerie that they chose to phrase it like that. Just this morning I said, “Pass the butter. I am keen on spreading delicious butter on toast whole wheat only!”
According to the indictment:
“There are more than 60 kinds of election restrictions in the U.S. whose federal states have their own laws.”
What?
“More than one third of the black are denied job for the mere reason that they are colored.”
Huh?
“The freedom of thinking is also encroached upon in America. About 200,000 agents and over 21,000 repressive machines are now engaged in quelling progressive ideas in the U.S.”
Holy crap! Repressive machines!
“The U.S. encroaches upon the right of independent mass media at home and abroad.”
True, but, just a second … this from the country’s ONE CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY!?!??! At least here in America, our snarky alternative news weeklies can put our President (a.k.a. Dear Leader) in his rightful spot (#6) in a list of the 50 most loathsome people of 2004.
Let’s see the Korean Central News Agency call Kim Jong Il or Kim Il Sung “The worst piece of shit ever to run this country.” Then I’ll believe they have free speech.
3 Comments »
I’m really curious about these so-called “repressive machines.” What could they mean by that?
Comment by Katja — February 28, 2006 @ 7:55 pm
Other than Terminators, I have no idea what they could be talking about. That’s the great thing about KCNA. Sometimes, it’s like reading wallpaper, it just makes no sense.
Comment by Sonobovich — March 1, 2006 @ 1:08 am
I’ll have to check out the website.
Comment by Katja — March 1, 2006 @ 1:27 pm